Saturday, January 23, 2010

Foxy 'Roxxxy': world’s first 'sex robot' can talk about football

Telegraph.co.uk. ^ | 11 Jan 2010 | Andrew Hough

Posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:43:06 AM by Malone LaVeigh

The world’s first “sex robot”, a life-size rubber doll called Roxxxy who can have real conversations with her owner, including about football, has been unveiled. The dark-haired, negligee-clad, life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.

Standing five feet, seven inches tall, the doll weighs 120 pounds, comes with five “personalities”, is “ready for action” her developers said.


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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: robot; science; sex; weirdscience
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There is Wild Wendy, who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy, a young unnamed doll with a naïve personality, “matriarchal kind of caring” Mature Martha and S & M Susan, who is geared for more adventurous types.



Something for everybody.


1 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:43:09 AM by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Malone LaVeigh; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
PLAYING WITH DOLLS...PING!!



2 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:45:36 AM by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
I don’t even want to know how you stumbled onto this article. LOL ;-)

BPE



3 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:46:01 AM by Be_Politically_Erect (Sailing Against My Will On A Ship Of Fools)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Can you use it to drive in the HOV lane?



4 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:46:39 AM by thulldud (It HAS happened here!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Guess she is a dream come true for some men.



Maybe a new t-shirt is due to come on the market.



5 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:47:16 AM by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
comes with five “personalities”
Can I have "Bit*h on Wheels" for $200?"


6 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:48:42 AM by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Damn....too late for John Edwards.

Cudda saved him some grief!



7 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:49:01 AM by JimVT (Oh, the days of the Kerry dancing, Oh, the ring of the piper's tune)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Who’s Roxxxy like in the NFC Championship game? Saints or Vikes...?



8 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:49:36 AM by freebilly (No wonder the left has a boner for Obama. There's CIALIS in soCIALISt....)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
She seems a little stiff....



9 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:49:39 AM by refermech
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To: Malone LaVeigh
>> dark-haired... girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence

The blonde one doesn’t have the AI, so it’s a little cheaper.



10 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:50:01 AM by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
“comes with five “personalities”

Sounds like every guys ex-wife.



11 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:50:28 AM by Gator113 (Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Can she cook?



12 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:51:02 AM by Gator113 (Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
She cant cook or clean, but she can talk creases and touch backs.



13 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:51:11 AM by hoe_cake (a state of limerent consciousness)
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To: Gator113
Clinton would love this..



14 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:51:45 AM by Col Frank Slade
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Until they come out with a robot that can cook and clean I’ll remain content in my marriage. After that, I’ll have to start watching my back, I guess!



15 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:52:07 AM by JenB987
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To: Tijeras_Slim
“comes with five “personalities”

I take meds for that.



16 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:52:19 AM by hoe_cake (a state of limerent consciousness)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
I feel strangely... ambivalent.

17 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:52:37 AM by RC one (WHAT!!!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
“She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,”
So, they used my ex-wife for the template?

“She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you."

Oh wait, never mind.


18 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:53:11 AM by DemforBush (Now officially 100% ex-Democrat.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Ah, the Stepford Wives.

“...a young unnamed doll with a naïve personality...”

Okay, that’s going from sick in the mind, to Japanese businessman.



19 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:53:21 AM by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: hoe_cake
So she can’t cook or clean but can sit there and just talk? Geez I divorced one of those I don’t need another.



20 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:53:24 AM by Pylon (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Kinda expensive can you buy a used one?



21 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:53:42 AM by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: All
Real Doll anyone?



22 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:53:57 AM by Maverick68
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
When will they come out with a robot that puts the toilet seat down and gives up the remote once in awhile?



23 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:54:11 AM by JenB987
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
“comes with five personalities”

All of them active at the same time.



24 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:54:26 AM by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pylon
but just think, after the initial installment, she won’t cost you a dime.



25 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:54:29 AM by hoe_cake (a state of limerent consciousness)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Cleaning kit sold separately.



26 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:55:17 AM by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
How does she get recharged?



27 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:55:31 AM by Ravi
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Y’know, from now on, whenever I’m pissed off about my job, I think I’ll remember to cheer up...it’s not so bad...at least I’m not a salesman for one of these things...(shudder...)



28 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:56:56 AM by Axeslinger (Where has my country gone?)
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To: JenB987
>> When will they come out with a robot that puts the toilet seat down

You’re HOW old, and you haven’t learned how to operate a toilet seat?

:-)

don’t hurt me



29 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:56:56 AM by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Great. All the future technology geeks will hook up with her instead of finally getting married.

After three generations, we won’t have anybody left who knows how to fix anything except for her.



30 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:57:08 AM by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Nervous Tick
Two points here...
Why is it incumbent upon men to put the seat down...why don't women share equal responsibility to put it up?

And more importantly...if they'd like, we could just leave it down and p!ss all over it...would they prefer that?


31 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:59:58 AM by Axeslinger (Where has my country gone?)
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To: Axeslinger
>> if they’d like, we could just leave it down and p!ss all over it...would they prefer that?

No... trust me, I’ve tried it and 100% of the survey sample did NOT prefer it. (N=1, margin of error zero)



32 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:02:16 AM by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
She is wirelessly linked to the internet for software updates, technical support and to send her man email messages, he said
That is pretty fracked up right there.

Still, imagine if someone at CRU had had one of these.


33 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:03:39 AM by agere_contra
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I am sure they can accommodate your request.



34 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:03:57 AM by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: JenB987
When will they come out with a robot that puts the toilet seat down and gives up the remote once in awhile?
Don't worry, modern science to the rescue ...

A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.


35 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:04:47 AM by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Nervous Tick
I'd have paid good money to be a fly on the wall watching THAT conversation!!!
LOL


36 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:04:57 AM by Axeslinger (Where has my country gone?)
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To: JenB987
You know if they have one of those, let me know!!



37 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:06:06 AM by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: JimVT
Yeah, and whadabout Tiger?



38 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:07:17 AM by fivecatsandadog (You better HOPE you end up with more than a little CHANGE in your pocket when he's finished.)
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To: Axeslinger
And more importantly...if they'd like, we could just leave it down and p!ss all over it...would they prefer that?
this is not a problem in my house of boys... they were all taught during potty training to lift the seat when doing the deed, put the seat down and then the lid... flush... wash hands... the job was complete after they washed their hands... why most parents are just satisfied when their toddlers just pee in the toilet is beyond me... at least teach them the washing their hands step... i love that my boys are rough and tumblers with a touch of genteelity...


39 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:07:47 AM by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.


"Women weaken servos!"


40 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:09:07 AM by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: DemforBush
She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” the New Jersey-based artificial intelligence engineer said.

I’m reminded of the words of that great American philosopher Rodney Dangerfield:

“Marry a woman who can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”



41 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:11:45 AM by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Read post 41.



42 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:12:15 AM by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Now, if they would just build a male robot who can dance and help in the garden . . . .



43 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:24:02 AM by Ellendra (Can't starve us out, and you can't make us run. . . -Hank Jr.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Who will be the first guy that wants to marry his doll? If gays can marry, why not humans and robots? Then who will be the first gay guy that wants to marry his gay guy robot? Guarantee you, it’s coming, not a question of if but when.



44 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:26:15 AM by decisis
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To: al baby
Kinda expensive can you buy a used one?

Dude!

45 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:28:52 AM by BJClinton (0bama is not the anti-christ. Satan wouldn't be such a screw up.)
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To: thackney
You just answered my question ... I was wondering what the kids would be like.



46 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:36:54 AM by Fast Moving Angel (We'll remember in November!)
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To: BJClinton
What i could wash it up



47 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:37:30 AM by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: BJClinton
snort!



48 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:38:57 AM by hoe_cake (a state of limerent consciousness)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
As easy and shallow as many women are these days, I can’t see what purpose this serves.



49 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:53:47 AM by EricT. (Can we start hanging them yet?)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
CREEPY!



50 posted on Saturday, January 23, 2010 2:55:45 AM by airborne

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