Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:47:07 PM by Slings and Arrows

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; humor; napl; whocaresifitstrue
I'm glad to see that research is being done on the important topics.
1 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:47:09 PM by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:49:39 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

so, are we suppose to stare at covered or exposed breasts ?

3 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:51:53 PM by stylin19a
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To: stylin19a

Yes.

4 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:53:01 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I dont think nearly enough research has been done on this highly important subject.

5 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:53:14 PM by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m going to live for a very long time. ;>)

6 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:54:21 PM by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I am interested in their findings.

I expect this reply won't last long...
7 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:54:36 PM by Jet Jaguar (Anybody see a National Security Strategy?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at.

8 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:55:04 PM by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL

9 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:55:57 PM by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: ReneeLynn

There are man-boobs.

10 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:17 PM by CougarGA7 (Happy New Year)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The life expectancy of the average TSA employee is about to go up with the widespread use of full-body imaging.

11 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:33 PM by RFEngineer
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To: Slings and Arrows

The obvious demurral is that the habit or practice in question is not a cause of greater vitality, but a consequence of it. Statistics alone cannot make the distinction.

12 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:34 PM by dr_lew
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To: Jet Jaguar

That woman looks like a lava-flow.

13 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:38 PM by CougarGA7 (Happy New Year)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have a feeling this thread is going to get interesting.

14 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:39 PM by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Is that a Cross-Your-Knees Bra?

15 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:56:53 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!
16 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:57:42 PM by Nateman
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To: Jet Jaguar

Too much of a good thing is right.

17 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:57:42 PM by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a bogus study. The only reason the men’s blood pressure is lower is because they got permission to stare at boobs. The men who didn’t get permission were stressed about getting caught.

18 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:57:45 PM by Francis McClobber
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!

19 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:58:09 PM by Jet Jaguar (Anybody see a National Security Strategy?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Three mile run
20 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:58:32 PM by woofie
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To: Jet Jaguar

that’s just not right

21 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:58:35 PM by Gone_Postal
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To: Talisker

I’m going to apply for a grant.

22 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:58:58 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hummm, I wonder if they need volunteers to help with the further development of these....oops I mean this.

23 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:59:33 PM by Rickcbw
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To: Gone_Postal

I know! That’s why it had to be posted. :0)

24 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:59:51 PM by Jet Jaguar (Anybody see a National Security Strategy?)
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To: ReneeLynn
You men have nothing we can stare at.

If you're interested, I'm sure you would come up with something eventually, ReneeLynn.
25 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:59:51 PM by RegulatorCountry
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To: Francis McClobber

Check the keywords.

26 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:00:29 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: ReneeLynn
"I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at."


"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."
27 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:01:46 PM by GregoTX (When people find they can vote themselves money it will herald the end of the republic. Ben Franklin)
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To: woofie
Very therapeutic.
28 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:02:28 PM by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: CougarGA7

Uuughhh.

29 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:02:40 PM by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: woofie

Mmmm... I feel better already.

30 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:03:27 PM by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: GregoTX

Throwing up isn’t good for you!

31 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:05:15 PM by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
This thread is worthless without pictures.

And I don't mean like posts seven, sixteen, or twenty seven. Post twenty is more like it.
32 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:05:49 PM by Cheburashka (Lesson #1 from Battlestar Galactica: Never turn your back on your toaster.)
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To: Nateman
"Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!"

You are just looking at the wrong boobs.
33 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:07:14 PM by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

EEWWWWW

There’s NO way that’s not photoshopped .....is there?

34 posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 4:08:47 PM by Aria ( "The US republic will endure until Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the people's $.")
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