Iceland volcano jokes cover the net.

April 19th, 2010 | Author: Ellie Velinska

Iceland to Europe: Do you lava me like I lava you?

The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.

UK is grounded and this time it is not by Obama.

Hiring volcanologists! Call UBL.

Eyjafjallajokull is erupting only twice a year: April through September and October through March.

Gordon Brown asked for cash, but there is no C in the Icelandic alphabet.

My house is covered with dust with a stench of sulfur. Do you live in Iceland? Nope… still married.

Redundant aircraft was spotted miraculously flying over the North Pole. Santa? Nope… the Russian Aeroflot on its way to America.

The Pentagon has a plan how to move Iceland to the Middle East.

Eyjafjallajokull ejaculated!

Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption.

Shopping in Iceland: do you want any ash back?

According to the Mayan calendar the volcano will stop when half of Europe say its name right.

Too early to say how much money we lost – we have to let the dust settle first.

Give us 2 billion dollars in cash and we will turn off the ash!

Because of Tiger Woods no virgin can be found to woo the Volcano.


Europe: Send cash, not ash!

Eyjafjallajokull now goes by a new name: Thefuckingvolcano

Wife: you are drunk! – Husband: I am not! – Wife: Say Eyjafjallajokull – Husband: OK! I am drunk!

Everybody in Iceland graduates magma cum laude.

Below is the Saturday Night Live take on the Iceland eruption with Larry King Volcano Cold Open.